I don't normally do this...vent on my blog; however, I'm just fed up with this type of people that I thought, "it can't just be ME that's irritated by this new "fashion" right?" Surely other people will be able to relate! but even not, "It's my blog and I can rant if I want to, rant if I want to, rant if I want to--You would rant too if it happened to YOU!!" (in case you didn't get that, it's to the tune of "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to")
First of all, here are the definitions that I just looked up:
1. opening for air: a small opening that allows fresh air to enter or stale air, gas, smoke, or steam to escape
2. release of strong feelings: a release or expression of strong feelings or emotions
I believe either definition would apply. What am I venting about?? Cleavage!! I'm tired of seeing it. Now, I'm not talking about breast cleavage-- I'm talking about the buttox!! With all the hip hugger jean-wearers out there, I've experienced waaaay too many times grown women in their 20s and 30's who wear those hip hugger jeans only to sit down right in front of me and show about the top third of the buttox!! I'm not kidding!! I was at my daughters Spring concert at school a couple weeks ago, sitting in the back when a young lady came in with her boyfriend and sat right in front of me and didn't have the decency to put on a jacket to cover her backside. Before that, I took my girls swimming at indoor Aquatic Center. I was sitting at one of the tables reading a book. At the next table were about 3 moms visiting. Another mom came over to join them, and sat down (again) right in front of me wearing a tank top and low riding jeans and there she was!
Then it happened again TODAY at the park. The girls and I sat on the brick ledge to eat our lunch because all the tables were full. It was the first nice day we've had in a couple weeks after all. When one of the moms went and sat on the pavement, 20 ft directly in front of us, with her backside cleavage hanging out. WHAT IS GOING ON??!?!!! I'm not one to look at people's backsides, but when it comes and plops itself right in front of you, you can't help it!! Forgive me for being judgemental, but holy cow--COVER UP PEOPLE!! You're grossing me out!! OK...I really am a sweet delightful person, honestly I am, LOL. Ok, I'm done venting. And if any of you even THINK about sending me pictures of this grotesquity, OOOOHHHHH!!! Don't you dare!!