Thursday, March 08, 2007

Q & A on Pregnancy

You will get a kick out of these!! I came across this at work, so I copied it and taped it inside the card (below) for a friend who's prego. There's no copyright on it (far as I know!) so feel free to copy and use it! :)

JUST FOR FUN: Q & A on Pregnancy

Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q. I'm 2 months pregnant now. when will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after college.

Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A. Not unless the word "alimony"means anything to you.

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine the baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.

Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A. So, what's your question?

Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A. Yes, pregnancy.

Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if you change your baby's diaper very quickly.

Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel normal again?
A. When the kids are in their 40's.

Hope this brought you lots of chuckles....it did me!!

ROTFL

1 comment:

bethtrue said...

CUTE!! i'm going to share those with a friend of mine who's pregnant... thanks!

have a great weekend.
Beth (mommy to a busy 3 1/2 year old)